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A River Runs Though It;
by Norman Maclean

“Each one of us here today, will at one time in our lives, look upon a
loved one who is in need and ask the same question. “We are willing to
help Lord, but what if anything is needed”?

Word is true we can seldom help those closes to us. Either we don?t know
what part of ourselves to give, or more often then not, the part we
have to give is, is not wanted.

And so it is those whom we do know who elude us. But we can still love
them! We can love completely, without complete understanding.”

“What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole… wheel of
cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing. How
‘bout we get you in your p.j.’s and we hit the hay”
- Ron Burgandy (Will Ferrell) in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy

For your Spitz… OI love this movie!!!

 
-I’m not a baby, I’m a MAN, I am an ANCHORMAN.
 
-Ohh, it’s the deep burn. Oh, it’s so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm ‘cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.
 
-You are a smelly pirate hooker.
 
-I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I want to be on you.
 
-I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal
 
-People know me
 
-I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker
 
-I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
 
-Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s V…..
 
-“Hello? Who’s there, I’m talkin? Hello? Who is this? Baxter… is that you? Baxter! Bark twice if your in Milwaukee… Is this Wilt Chamberlain? Have the courage to say something! Hello?
 
 

“He’s getting killed out there!”
“No, no, no! He ain’t gettin killed, he’s gettin mad!”
- Rocky III

not sure what this quote is from, but had to share…

No one is listening until you fart. 
~Author  Unknown

wow!! awkward moment.. very akward..
 
I think i am listening.. Did you fart? because i did here something funny?

lol—just making sure you were paying attention…. :)

I was kind of falling asleep… I forgot to have my morning coffee and baileys…
 
Plus i walked by your desk and it seems that you drank all 20 of your red bulls… i saw empty bottles and i didn’t want to say anything because I thought it was weird…
 
Thanks though… that helped alittle

hold up—i thought the coffee and bailey’s puts you in a coma? 

yeah, i housed those shooters (typing at lightning speed now)…i should have saved some of them for ya….you’re a little too quiet over there…WAKE UP!

 
I am falling asleep.. i have not heard any noise from you in the past 2 hours.. what happened? you took medicine?
 
I dont drink coffee in the morning to wake me up.. i drink it to relax me.. its like a meditation..
 
like i said i am pretty special =)

so guys, what are your favorite christmas movie quotes?
here are some of my fav’s…

Christmas Vacation

Rusty Griswold: Dad, this tree won’t fit in our back yard.
Clark: It’s not going in the yard, Russ. It’s going in the living room.

Mrs. Helen Shirley: Yes officer, it seems my husband’s been abducted. The man was, was wearing a blue leisure suit. Plates were from Kansas. He was a huge, beastly, bulging man.

Eddie: She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don’t know.

Christmas Story

Mr. Parker: Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.
Mrs. Parker: Uh, I think that says FRAGILE, dear.
Mr. Parker: Oh, yeah.

Mr. Parker: He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.
Mother: He does not!
Mr. Parker: He does too, he looks like a pink nightmare!

Randy: I can’t put my arms down!
Mother: Well… put your arms down when you get to school. 

Elf

Buddy: It’s just like Santa’s workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms… and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me…

Buddy: You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don’t smell like Santa.

Buddy: I am a cotton-headed ninnymoggins!

got a couple more holiday show quotes..

“The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!” 

- Seinfeld


“…because if santa and the holiday…armadillo…are in the same room for too long, the universe will IMPLODE!”

- Friends

“the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loudfor alll to hear”!!    elf