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  • Messing With People at the Gym
  • October 08, 2010 04:20 PM
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Love these!!


11 Things You Can Do In The Gym To Mess With People’s Minds

By Nick Nilsson

Fitstep.com


Interested in playing mind games? Try these little tricks next time you hit the gym.


Going to the gym should be fun! Are you stuck in a rut? Try a few of these psychological mind games and enjoy the confusion of everyone around you. It’s just like facing the wrong way in an elevator and looking at the other people instead of the ceiling or wall.

1. Fill an old vodka bottle with water and use it during a workout. People will wonder if that’s “your secret weapon” to great results!

2. Wear a helmet. I think you’ll find that people will give you a lot more room when you’re lifting when you walk in with head protection (especially when you do overhead exercises!).

3. Pick up the 2-pound nose-itcher dumbells and proceed to lift them like you’re doing the hardest set in your life. Scream and strain like you’re pushing it to the limit. The larger you are, the more effective this one will be.

4. Load a tremendous amount of weight onto the bench press bar, e.g. 500 to 600 pounds. Make a big production with your preparation, lie back on the bench, then, just as you are about to lift the bar off the rack, your watch alarm (previously set by you, of course) should go off. Look at your watch, shake your head, unload the bar then move onto your next exercise. The smaller you are, the more effective this one will be!

5. Do actual squats in the squat rack. You may have to wait for a few people to finish their barbell curls but the strange looks you get when you start squatting in the squat rack will be well worth it.

6. Wear an electric ab-training belt with an extension cord duct-taped to it. Plug yourself in just before each set.

7. Have your workout partner bring an old remote control from home. When he presses a button, do a rep. When hits “fast forward” go faster. When he hits “pause” hold the weight where it is. Just make sure he doesn’t hit the “eject” button, especially after a hard set!

8. Count your reps out loud starting from 100, e.g. your first rep, say “101”, then “102”, etc.

9. Bring a suitcase to the gym instead of a duffel bag. The little rolling ones with the pop-up handles are good. Also, a really huge one that you can fit a person comfortably in will work.

10. Do a set of Rolling Dumbell One-Arm Handstand Push-Ups. Or Turkish Get-Ups. Or Triceps Extensions on the Leg Press Machine.

11. Use sandwich bags instead of workout gloves.
 
 
 
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  • October 08, 2010 04:49 PM
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Omg i am lmao!!! This is perfect..
 
These are my favorite!  Can you imagine.. 
  
 
4. Load a tremendous amount of weight onto the bench press bar, e.g. 500 to 600 pounds. Make a big production with your preparation, lie back on the bench, then, just as you are about to lift the bar off the rack, your watch alarm (previously set by you, of course) should go off. Look at your watch, shake your head, unload the bar then move onto your next exercise. The smaller you are, the more effective this one will be!
 
 
6. Wear an electric ab-training belt with an extension cord duct-taped to it. Plug yourself in just before each set.
 
 
9. Bring a suitcase to the gym instead of a duffel bag. The little rolling ones with the pop-up handles are good. Also, a really huge one that you can fit a person comfortably in will work
 
 
11. Use sandwich bags instead of workout gloves.[/size]
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Gym Etiquette: Don’t be a screamer!!
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Gym Etiquette: The Push It Guy
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  • October 09, 2010 04:42 PM
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Hahaha, these sound hilarious. I might have to try some of these. With Halloween coming up it’s witching season and time to pull some pranks!
 
 
 
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  • October 09, 2010 05:12 PM
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Ha, cute.

I’m gonna be a party pooper and say that if you pulled any of this crap in my gym, i would kick you the F out. This tom-foolery might fly in a Gold’s Gym or a 24 Hour, but there’s no way in hell I’d allow this crap in my gym.

Just Sayin.
 
 
 
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  • October 09, 2010 06:48 PM
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these are some funny ideas but i agree with David.

what’s funny about a Turkish Get-up? i think this says all you need to know about this author…
 
 
 
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  • October 11, 2010 12:46 AM
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Geez, lighten up guys. It’s just fun jokes, I highly doubt anyone actually does any of this stuff in a gym. At least I would hope not…
 
 
 
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  • October 11, 2010 03:58 PM
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Geez, lighten up guys. It’s just fun jokes, I highly doubt anyone actually does any of this stuff in a gym. At least I would hope not…
 
 

 
well put, gymclass…

c’mon guys, you
have to admit—even though people should take their workouts seriously, everyone needs a little laugh from “helmet guy” now and again…
 
 
 
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  • October 11, 2010 04:05 PM
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it’s not nice to laugh at people who have to wear helmets. Jon North had to wear one as a kid and underwent years of intensive psychotherapy to undo the emotional scarring from all the people who laughed at him. let’s just say Jon never understood why his bus was shorter than the other kids’ bus. it’s sad and tragic and you really shouldn’t poke fun cause it could hurt someone’s feelings. you hsould be ashamed of yourself.
 
 
 
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  • October 11, 2010 04:15 PM
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well, pete sounds like it worked wonders for him.  i’m sure no one bothered Jon while working out in a helmet and that he always had more than enough space to train hard.  it brought him to where he’s at today.

all thanks to that trusty helmet.
 
 
 
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  • October 11, 2010 05:14 PM
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lol, don’t tell anyone but i’ve seen him put the helmet on at the gym when he thought no one was looking. must be nostalgic for him.
 
 
 
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  • October 12, 2010 08:57 AM
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Maybe we should start a new fitness trend and make people believe that if you were a helmet you can increase your squats, chest press and olympic lifts !!!
 
Just write a fancy article, have Jon as your test study subject and advertise the hell out of it… hey it works with other stupid fitness gimmicks out there…
 
Jon, I think you may have a new patent; you could totally win the lottery with this one…
 
You can even include a free gift… an all you can eat sampler at cosco… OK !! Now we are talking.
 
 
 
  • I love my helmet!!!!!
  • October 12, 2010 11:01 PM
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lol hahaha I love my helmet!  My mom and some guy in a white coat told me to wear it.  This doctor at my school told me to also take these pills that he said were special pills that will help me concentrate, and the opther kids cant have them!  I think you are a just jelous becuase I had the cool room at the very end of the school, it was room 2.  All the other kids never went down there or walked in that room becuase they wern’t allowed to, sucks to be you guys!  not only did I get a cool helmet, pills, my own cool room, but I got to ride the bus race car bus!  My mom told me it was a faster bus than the big buses, and if I wanted to sit in the back it was not as long as a walk, so take that pete.  Hey pete I bet you didn’t get out of school at 1:00 everyday!!!!   tyea thats right I got out earlier than the rest of the kids, and my teacher told me I was extra special!   O yea and the best part of my school days was that at lunch me and my fellow speacial kids got our own table in the back, AND we got to all hold onto a rope and walk around the building once a day, so you know what PETE TAKE THAT!!!!!!!  I AM SPECIAL YOU THERE IS NOTHIN YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!! 
 
 
 
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  • October 13, 2010 06:30 AM
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chest press and stanches!!!    
 
 

 
WTF??????
 
 
 
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  • October 13, 2010 10:25 AM
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ok .. maybe we should not have went there..
 
glenn.. that was my response as well!
 
 
 
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  • October 13, 2010 01:24 PM
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maybe those little special pills were dbol and that’s why you turned into such a beast under the bar?

maybe they singled you out early as an experimental secret weapon to use against “Ze Germans” and you’ve been prepped your whole life to break every American record and get us back into the game at the Olympics.

think about it Jon - white lab coat, special pills, isolation, protecting their asset with a helmet… there are just too many coincidences here. its a conspiracy!
Jon North is weapon Z. your mission - to dominate the sport of Olympic lifting.

not quite sure how they lost control and allowed those middle years with all the sex, drugs and football but hey, this is the government we’re talking about…
 
 
 
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  • October 13, 2010 01:48 PM
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What’s a stanche?

Did you mean that wearing a helmet helps you grow a dirty “stache”? That doesn’t work; trust me, I’ve tried it. I was growing out my stache a few years ago and wearing a helmet didn’t make it grow faster at all.
 
 
 
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  • October 13, 2010 02:18 PM
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what are you talking about… i wrote olympic lifts!!!
 
 
 
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  • October 13, 2010 02:25 PM
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stanch (Verb)

1. Stop or restrict (a flow of blood) from a wound.
2. Stop the flow of blood from (a wound).

as in…Jon’s helmet would prevent an injury that would have to be stanched?
 
 
 
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  • October 13, 2010 02:37 PM
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ok guys i meant to write snatch…. everyone needs to chill out
 
 
 
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  • October 13, 2010 03:16 PM
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Lol, that’s awesome. Stache…

Wait, they really let you ride a race car bus Jon? I’m jealous…
 
 
 
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  • October 21, 2010 03:49 PM
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this is hilarious—i love the guy smiling/laughing while he’s lifting!
http://www.muscledog.com/video/view/417/SCREW_WITH_PEOPLE_AT_THE_GYM
 
 
 
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  • October 21, 2010 03:57 PM
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omg!!!! LMAO!!!!
 
seriously that is sooooo funny!!
 
I dont know what i would do if i saw that!
 
 
 
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  • October 21, 2010 04:06 PM
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i know, it’s too much!  i was hoping jon the “helmet guy” would make an appearance…
 
 
 
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  • October 06, 2011 01:02 AM
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I have done number 5 before.