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Could not believe this one…like the reporter said, only in our fat nation! 

Two Oklahoma women were nabbed while attempting to leave a TJ Maxx with shoplifted goods stowed in their body fat. How much did they conceal? Four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves! Only in America.

News Clip:

http://gawker.com/5702708/women-caught-trying-to-hide-stolen-goods-under-their-fat-ro-
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lmao!! 
 
OH my!! That’s a first… Pretty creative but GROSS!!!
 
I guess they “tried” to put there fat to use and publicly failed. HOW DUMB!! And pathetic…
 
Their lives are ruined. They will be known as the fatties that tried to steal from TJ max… how embarrassing hhahaah
 

“Daaaaaaamn, Gina!”    (Martin)

“That’s a huge b!tch!”    (Deuce Bigelow)

Haha, how on earth do you fit 3 pairs of boots under your boobs? What were they, size MMM?

You honestly think their lives were anything to be proud of before they got caught shoplifting?

They are obvisouly beyond obese and are shopping at TJ Max… I highly doubt their lives are ruined, if anything now at least they’ll get regular meals in prison.

 
 
HAHAH!! wow you are full of LOVE!! they are better off!
 
Maybe they will start doing push ups and pull ups during their free time in jail…

See? Now you’re thinking positively.

lol—all i know is that if i were in prison with these creative ladies, they would definitely be my go-to’s for smuggling in vino, snacks, ciggies, 4 loko, etc…

Nice, good call. That’s a lot of cigarettes, nikes, hamburgers or shivs or whatever it is you are smuggling.

They might even be able to smuggle YOU out if they get out before you, but that means you gotta cram yourself in their armpit or under one of your boobs… don’t know if freedom is worth that. Guess that’d have to be your call.

yes, spitz—would have to assess that situation—depends on how many
perks i can get smuggled in on a weekly basis from them and weigh that
against how many steps there are from our cell to freedom…

wow guys.. I think you started a new trend.. fatty smugglers!!
 
Smuggle goods in and smuggle people out.. I would def. opt to get smuggled out..

i guess you have to stick with what you’re good at…

“You name it, we smuggle it.”

Dana… maybe you should consider gaining 250lbs… What do you think?
 
It’s the hottest trend out right know… Seriously, everyone is doing…
 
Every time i go somewhere in public at least 4 people are rocking 250-300 lbs.  Maybe “In Style” or “Oprah” can make an advertisement displaying the hottest trends for this winter. 
 
What do you say? Don’t you want to fit in and be cool like the majority of Americans…? Even kids are doing it HOT HOT HOT  
 
 

i’ll work on this, laura…gotta keep up with the joneses—that cheat thread of yours is my new weekly meal plan…. :)

“Go big or go home!”

Lol, I don’t know what’s more disturbing - the story that started this thread or everything else that has been said… You guys are crazy!

It’s pretty sick what the world has come to, both with the stealing and the fact that people are actually fat enough to hide stuff in their bodies.

I would like to know how she got caught.  Bet there is a story there…

HAHAHA, this is SO GROSS!!! And just what do you think happened to get them caught Glenn?

Do you envision a boot falling out from a fat roll as they are walking out past the security guards? Or maybe you think the guards frisked them and had to reach hands into gelatinous folds of skin to pull out hidden items?

 
HAHAH.. good point, I am sure there was a lot of lifting involved…
 
 

 
 lol—thanks for painting such a vivid picture with words, nuwanee…yikes!