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How is it best to prepare the brisket?
Max, you have to have a smoker, a good brisket, some good moppin’ sauce, a 6 pack of beer, some apple juice, some BBQ sauce, a meat injector, and 10 hours to kill.
Here is how you do it. You get the smoker heated up to between 250 and 275 degrees, then you take your brisket and use a meat injector to inject about half a beer and a cup of apple juice into it. This takes a little while. just inject a little at a time, making sure to keep it fairly even, all over the brisket.
Now, you put the meat in the smoker, and cover it with the moppin’ sauce. You then shut the door and drink a couple of beers while piddling around the back yard.
After your second beer, you check the meat. You again cover it with moppin’ sauce, turn it over, and cover the other side. Now, shut the smoker, and drink another two beers while you mow the front lawn.
You basically repeat this process, moppin’ the brisket and then piddling around and drinking beer for 8 hours. If you do the math, you realize that you will have to send the old lady to the store for more beer at some point.
At the 8 hour point, you use BBQ sauce instead of moppin’ sauce. Cover that sucker all up in it, then, as normal, go back to drinking beer. Repeat this at the 9 hour point. Take it out of the smoker at 10 hours.
Now, at this point, you are pleasantly buzzzed, your old lady is pissed at you for wasting saturday cooking meat and piddling around in the yard instead of taking her to the mall, your kids are feeling neglected, but none of that really matters. You, my friend, are in possession of 6 or 7 pounds of pure magic, pure heaven, I might even say the nectar of the Gods!!!