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FUN TOPIC! 
 
 Fill in the blank
 
If you are TRAINING you ARE or AREN’T doing…(???????) IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY Training……

Aren’t
 
Socializing
Curing 5lb
Balancing on one leg
training on the bosu ball
Doing 50 reps
Wearing fresh makeup
Wearing those retarded sneakers that look like feet
On the elliptical for hours talking
Using the shake weight lol
Using the ab roller
 
 
Ok you guys get creative!!

I first have to say I disagree with 2 of yours haha! “Doing 50 reps” and “using the ab roller.” I know crossfit athletes get a HECK of a good workout doing 50+ reps. Although, I know that might not be the 50 reps you are talking about. And, if the ab roller is done right that thing is BRUTALLY hard.
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Ok,
IF you are training hard you are NOT:
-Texting someone between every single set
-Glued to your cell phone
-Watching tv
-Looking in a mirror making sure you look good

 
 
GOOD oNES!! i was talking about the house moms who go to the gym and curl 3 lbs for 30 reps.. i do high reps but i know WHY i am doign them and i make sure it crushes me lol.
 
the ab roller is good.. i use to use it back in the day but half the people in the gym and no clue to use it

aren’t:

reading a magazine on the elliptical
watching TV while using the thighmaster
sitting at my desk on a bosu ball with my ab-belt on
holding a shakeweight in the shower
crossfitting

are:

squatting
pressing
pulling
dipping
running
cleaning
jumping
snatching
lunging
curling

If you ARE training you are:
-
-Sweating
-Breathing Hard
-Grunting (just kidding)
-Probably pretty fit
-Awesome…Good for you!

 
OMG!! pete! to funny!! do  you remember the thigh master.. everyone and there mothers had one.. i remember my sister doing it for hours lol
 
they definitely evolved that past garbage!!
 
Whats wrong with cross fit??
 
 

If I am exercising - I am NOT:
 
Taking the time to Pull up my socks
Getting a drink of water every 2 minutes

hahah omg!! i always wonder why people go to the water fountain after every set?? bring a freakin water bottle!! to funny!

You are not working out:
When you come up to me and complain that i always have this serious mad look on my face while i am training..
 
It called WORKING OUT my friend!!! I will not have a smile on my face when i am squatting more then my body weight! You should try it sometime

haha that is pretty good right there. That mean look is one I get a lot too.

 
OMG! Mike! This is my biggest pet peeve… i don’t go to the gym to make friends or HANG OUT… I want to go in, crush my workout to the point were i cant even move and then go home…
 
I don’t mind small conversations here and there but i won’t take a 10 minute break to hear about your crazy life. I think its rude and inconsiderate.
 
If i am your friend then call me after the gym or plan a dinner with me… problem solved!  
 
It’s funny because i don’t mind chit chatting with people who are serious in the gym… If we are talking, it most likely has to do with working out.
 
When i start the small talk with certain people it leads to every day and then they want full blow conversation while i am in the MIDDLE OF MY SET!!!! that’s a sign that they need to disappear from my view when i am training… like i said i am in my zone and i don’t want a ripples in it.. 
 
I feel bad when people think i am a gym snob but it’s the only way to get result which most people at my gym don’t seem to realize …
 
That’s why their ass keeps growing every month lol… results take work, its not a party time
 
 

I honestly am 100% in agreement with you. I honestly CAN’T count how many times I have started doing a set while someone else is still talking. It is like DUDE SHUT UP! I am trying to lift, seriously haha.

hahah.. i might get a shirt made.. “SHUT UP! I lifting” on the back it will say “YOU should try it sometime”
 
LOVE IT! hahaha

SHUT THE F UP AND LIFT!!! Haha there are shirts like that.

 
 
hahah.. ok maybe i need to find one!!! seriously!! canyou imagine the look on peoples faces if i (a girl) wore it lol… lmao!!!
 
maybe it would cause peopel to talk to me more cause its so funny!

Are
 
 
Getting strong
Working hard
Pushing yourself
 

 
I like how you are focusing on some of the positive things Rob. If you are working out CORRECTLY you are GETTING STRONGER. If you are working out at all you should be working hard and pushing yourself. That way you feel a sense of satisfaction and purpose while you are in the gym.